Season Record: 0-3 (woof) Think like a goldfish. Ted Lasso fans know the drill; short memories, look forward. That’s the plan after a disastrous week 1. We all know week 1 is a guessing game. We have months to devise our own NFL script, but no one knows a damn thing until games are played. It’s the hardest week of the year to bet on, since there’s zero data to base opinions on. I can't remember the last time I've had a winning week 1; I know for sure it wasn't the last three